SUBJECT: DRUNK MAGGIE MC! READ THIS!
But only if you have a lot of time to kill. It's freakin hilarious. I've highlighted key points in red!

SaxyIrishMc10: hey guess what
SaxyIrishMc10: im drunk :-D
KAT UC 1: nooo way
KAT UC 1: who knew
SaxyIrishMc10: its true its true
SaxyIrishMc10: it neve rhappens, so i thought i'd let you know
KAT UC 1: well thank you
SaxyIrishMc10: just in case you were like, hmmmm, i wonder what maggie is up to tonight
KAT UC 1: did you want to leave me an interesting away message tonight
SaxyIrishMc10: sure
KAT UC 1: lol
SaxyIrishMc10: what doyou want me to say
KAT UC 1: well go ahead, say something retarded
SaxyIrishMc10: haha, but i never do that
SaxyIrishMc10: there, that should be good enough
SaxyIrishMc10: or just make something up
SaxyIrishMc10: i wont remember if i said ti or not
KAT UC 1: lol
KAT UC 1: wow
KAT UC 1: you're that drunk
SaxyIrishMc10: actualy im not that drunk
SaxyIrishMc10: 5 shots and 3 vodka red bulls...
KAT UC 1: oh man
SaxyIrishMc10: and im really not tat drunk
SaxyIrishMc10: that
SaxyIrishMc10: i've been much much worse while talking to you
SaxyIrishMc10: guess what
SaxyIrishMc10: im done with classes for the semester
SaxyIrishMc10: and have 4 exams between now and june 1
SaxyIrishMc10: aka, i WILL be drunk every night but 4
SaxyIrishMc10: for the next month and a half
SaxyIrishMc10: yah, you're jealous
KAT UC 1: omg
KAT UC 1: you know, i'm really not
KAT UC 1: I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!
SaxyIrishMc10: awww, thats too bad
SaxyIrishMc10: i've come to accept the fact that i am an alcoholic, and im strangly ok with that
KAT UC 1: lol
KAT UC 1: your parents would be so proud
SaxyIrishMc10: they're here!!!!!
KAT UC 1: your parents?
SaxyIrishMc10: YUP!!
KAT UC 1: oh good lord
KAT UC 1: thats just great
SaxyIrishMc10: well, by here i mean in there hotel
KAT UC 1: are they drunk too
KAT UC 1: ohhh
SaxyIrishMc10: haha, no
SaxyIrishMc10: but they'll pay for my drinking habit tomorrow
KAT UC 1: why
SaxyIrishMc10: cause they're taking me out to dinner
KAT UC 1: uh oh
SaxyIrishMc10: and they make me drink when they take me ou
SaxyIrishMc10: they're ok with me drinking
KAT UC 1: whew
SaxyIrishMc10: at least while im here...
KAT UC 1: haha
SaxyIrishMc10: and then its 7 looooooong months tilli can drink again
KAT UC 1: do they know that their little girl is a freakin LUSH?!
SaxyIrishMc10: i hide it well
SaxyIrishMc10: cause i dont drink at UConn
SaxyIrishMc10: only in ireland
SaxyIrishMc10: /europe
SaxyIrishMc10: only where its legal
SaxyIrishMc10: cause i would NEVER break the law O:-)
KAT UC 1: riiiiiiiiight
SaxyIrishMc10: are you implying something differnt
KAT UC 1: mmmmmmm no
SaxyIrishMc10: ok good
SaxyIrishMc10: i thought i was too drunk to understand you
SaxyIrishMc10: but apparently im still good
SaxyIrishMc10: maybe another drink isnecessary?
KAT UC 1: yeah apparently
KAT UC 1: perhaps
SaxyIrishMc10: or perhaps YOU shoud have a drink
KAT UC 1: oh that sounds great, and i'm sure the toddlers will appreciate it tomorrow morning
SaxyIrishMc10: what, one drink wontkill you
SaxyIrishMc10: caaaaaaaam on
SaxyIrishMc10: wanna know how much of an asshole i am?
KAT UC 1: i'm pretty sure i already know
SaxyIrishMc10: i hate my roomate
SaxyIrishMc10: lol
SaxyIrishMc10: ok, but more so than ususaly
SaxyIrishMc10: so i decided that playing the ataris is a good thing to do when i get home
SaxyIrishMc10: and she's sleeping
SaxyIrishMc10: HHAHAHAHA
SaxyIrishMc10: she just rolled over and yelled atme
SaxyIrishMc10: and i laughed
SaxyIrishMc10: its a good time
KAT UC 1: you're very sweet maggie
SaxyIrishMc10: awwwwww
SaxyIrishMc10: really?
SaxyIrishMc10: no one's ever told me that before
KAT UC 1: i was lying
SaxyIrishMc10: :'(
SaxyIrishMc10: gah kelly
SaxyIrishMc10: you're so mean
KAT UC 1: i am not!
SaxyIrishMc10: but i guess you get that alot
SaxyIrishMc10: i thought we were friends
SaxyIrishMc10: :'(
SaxyIrishMc10: and now look at what you did
SaxyIrishMc10: Y OU MADEME CRRRRRRY
KAT UC 1: we;re only friends sometimes
KAT UC 1: wow i made you cry all the way overseas?
KAT UC 1: i must be important
SaxyIrishMc10: only when im sober?
SaxyIrishMc10: NO!
SaxyIrishMc10: you're not important at all
SaxyIrishMc10: in fact...
SaxyIrishMc10: hmmmmm
SaxyIrishMc10: in fact...
SaxyIrishMc10: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
SaxyIrishMc10: im still thinking
KAT UC 1: i see that
SaxyIrishMc10: but i'll comeup with something good
KAT UC 1: i can smell the smoke all the way over here
SaxyIrishMc10: smoke?
KAT UC 1: from you thinking
SaxyIrishMc10: mmmmm, my brain is short circuting
KAT UC 1: there ya go
SaxyIrishMc10: it happens to the best of us
SaxyIrishMc10: or the drunkest of us
KAT UC 1: yeah i'm gonna go with that one
SaxyIrishMc10: mehmehmehmeh, im kelly and im an asshole
KAT UC 1: no, you're maggie and you're drunk
SaxyIrishMc10: hahaha, im also sick and you're making me die cause im laughing too hard
SaxyIrishMc10: why arent you out tonight
SaxyIrishMc10: its the beginning of spring weekend
KAT UC 1: i know, i have to work tomorrow morning at 7:30
KAT UC 1: my weekend consists of friday night
SaxyIrishMc10: no x-lot?
KAT UC 1: well i have to work the next morning at a church
KAT UC 1: you tell me
SaxyIrishMc10: ok ok, i've got a plan
SaxyIrishMc10: so we're having our own spring weekend here
SaxyIrishMc10: so you come, drink here, have some punch, play some pong, then get on a plane and go back, it'll be a 5 hour flight,but wtih the 5 hour time difference, you're set
SaxyIrishMc10: and we'll be hitting the bars by 10, so if yo're back home in bed by 10,honestly, whats the issue
KAT UC 1: ok you're wasted
KAT UC 1: you want me to fly halfway across the world
KAT UC 1: to drink with you for a few hours
KAT UC 1: you must really miss me
SaxyIrishMc10: just cause i want to see you, doesnt mean im that wasted
SaxyIrishMc10: ok, yah it does, cause on a normal day i think kelly trainor=bitch
SaxyIrishMc10: bitch who i never want to see again in my life
KAT UC 1: aww i love you too maggs!
SaxyIrishMc10: i love how the meanest comment gets the response of i love you
KAT UC 1: if you were here i would slap you but since i can't i have to shower you with affection
SaxyIrishMc10: which makes no sense
KAT UC 1: lol
SaxyIrishMc10: please use commas
SaxyIrishMc10: so i can tell where your train of thought is going
SaxyIrishMc10: cause really, i read that as if you were here i would slap you but i can't i have to shower
SaxyIrishMc10: whcih makes no fucking snse
KAT UC 1: yeah you forgot about the "shower...YOU WITH AFFECTION" part
KAT UC 1: just go to bed
KAT UC 1: GO TO BED!
SaxyIrishMc10: yah, i dunno you, me, and affection never go well together
SaxyIrishMc10: why? i dont have to go to school until may 10
KAT UC 1: well shit, rest up then
SaxyIrishMc10: yah, i need two weeks recovery cause i've never been drunk before
KAT UC 1: lol
SaxyIrishMc10: you know its true
SaxyIrishMc10: this is uncharted territory for me
SaxyIrishMc10: im like christoper columbus
SaxyIrishMc10: :-D that was a good one
SaxyIrishMc10: haha
SaxyIrishMc10: why are you the only person online for me to talk to
SaxyIrishMc10: ohhhhhh, right, everyone else has a life
SaxyIrishMc10: lucky for me you dont
SaxyIrishMc10: or i'd get lonely
KAT UC 1: you know where they are
KAT UC 1: they're at the wind ensemble concert
KAT UC 1: i have more of a life than them
SaxyIrishMc10: HAHAHHAHAHAHA
SaxyIrishMc10: ok, that was good
KAT UC 1: i was writing a paper
KAT UC 1: and then you got drunk
KAT UC 1: so now i can't
SaxyIrishMc10: you cant write a paper cause i got drunk?
SaxyIrishMc10: i know kids who are writing a paper as we speak who are wasted
SaxyIrishMc10: you just have a wasted friend
SaxyIrishMc10: clearly you should be able to write a paper
KAT UC 1: fine maggie
KAT UC 1: you win
SaxyIrishMc10: you suck almost as much as the greek
KAT UC 1: woooooooooah woah woah just a minute there
SaxyIrishMc10: yah, i said it
SaxyIrishMc10: YOU SUCK AS MUCH AS THE GREEK
KAT UC 1: whew
SaxyIrishMc10: perhaps moreso than him
KAT UC 1: ok
KAT UC 1: you;ve crossed the line
SaxyIrishMc10: oh yah
SaxyIrishMc10: whatcha gonna do bout it
SaxyIrishMc10: come over here and shower me with affection?
KAT UC 1: wow you're sassy when there's a few hundred miles and an ocean between us
SaxyIrishMc10: im always sassy
KAT UC 1: yeah but moreso when i can't kill you
SaxyIrishMc10: true
KAT UC 1: yeah
SaxyIrishMc10: cause you're scary
SaxyIrishMc10: perhaps the scariest person i've ever met
KAT UC 1: its true
KAT UC 1: aiight hun i gotta get going
KAT UC 1: i need to sleep before tomorrow morning
SaxyIrishMc10: ok
SaxyIrishMc10: so i guess it's time to say goodnight
KAT UC 1: yeah cause you're annoying the crap out of me
SaxyIrishMc10: but im sure i left you lots of choices for awaymessages
KAT UC 1: yeah
SaxyIrishMc10: fuck off, you loooooove talking to me
KAT UC 1: of course i do
SaxyIrishMc10: O:-)
SaxyIrishMc10: love you kel
KAT UC 1: gnight maggs :-)

SaxyIrishMc10: just put up an away message, i wanna know what quote made the cut


Damn I miss that girl :)