Subject: A tribute to the second best show ever... cause we all know FRIENDS is number one!

The World According to Jack Bauer

-When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.
-If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
-Jack Bauer removed the "Escape" button from his keyboard. Jack Bauer never needs to escape.
-Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. That is a real fact.
-Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
-Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he's knocked out or temporarily killed.
-"Jack Bauer" is Arabic for "I'm f-ed".