Subject: With the pending Cape experience in mind...

WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH...
-We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.
-We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "woo hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
-We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe that we could do it.
-In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now liik more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just 4 hours ago.
-We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them so much.
-We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because "OHMYGOD I LOVE THIS SONG!"
-We suddenly found a deeper spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.
-We suddenly take up smoking and becoming really good at it.
-We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving is just lemonade, but thats just because we can no longer taste the gin.
-We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop).
-We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down when we sit on it.
-We take our shoes off because we believe its their fault we're having problems walking straight.

I can add to/improve upon this list:
-We hang onto the toilet for dear life.
-We spill wine all over our dresses, wash it with dish soap, and then use a hair dryer to dry it.
-We run around making out with everything, including our female friends.
-We pole dance.
-We drink tequila, going shot for shot with... well, ourselves.
-We accidentally drink vodka and spend the whole next day paying for it.
-We get brutally honest.
-We hang on people.
-We end up wearing shoes that do not belong to us.
-We cringe when we see pictures the next day.
-We think skinny dipping and showering with our friends is a good idea, in fact, we suggest it.
-We wake up on bathroom floors with no shoes and random people's clothes.
-We ward off a hangover by playing mud volleyball.
-We make the crazy-ass drunk face.
-We get angry and yell at everyone.



-And at the Cape, we get up the next day and do it all over again.


(And yes, all of those fun things that I added were about ME)


LET THE CRAZINESS BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. I am now an alumnus of UCONN... what the hell is going on?!?!