SUBJECT: DRUNK MAGGIE MC! READ THIS!
But only if you have a lot of time to kill. It's freakin hilarious. I've highlighted key points in red!

SaxyIrishMc10: hey guess what
SaxyIrishMc10: im drunk :-D
KAT UC 1: nooo way
KAT UC 1: who knew
SaxyIrishMc10: its true its true
SaxyIrishMc10: it neve rhappens, so i thought i'd let you know
KAT UC 1: well thank you
SaxyIrishMc10: just in case you were like, hmmmm, i wonder what maggie is up to tonight
KAT UC 1: did you want to leave me an interesting away message tonight
SaxyIrishMc10: sure
KAT UC 1: lol
SaxyIrishMc10: what doyou want me to say
KAT UC 1: well go ahead, say something retarded
SaxyIrishMc10: haha, but i never do that
SaxyIrishMc10: there, that should be good enough
SaxyIrishMc10: or just make something up
SaxyIrishMc10: i wont remember if i said ti or not
KAT UC 1: lol
KAT UC 1: wow
KAT UC 1: you're that drunk
SaxyIrishMc10: actualy im not that drunk
SaxyIrishMc10: 5 shots and 3 vodka red bulls...
KAT UC 1: oh man
SaxyIrishMc10: and im really not tat drunk
SaxyIrishMc10: that
SaxyIrishMc10: i've been much much worse while talking to you
SaxyIrishMc10: guess what
SaxyIrishMc10: im done with classes for the semester
SaxyIrishMc10: and have 4 exams between now and june 1
SaxyIrishMc10: aka, i WILL be drunk every night but 4
SaxyIrishMc10: for the next month and a half
SaxyIrishMc10: yah, you're jealous
KAT UC 1: omg
KAT UC 1: you know, i'm really not
KAT UC 1: I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!
SaxyIrishMc10: awww, thats too bad
SaxyIrishMc10: i've come to accept the fact that i am an alcoholic, and im strangly ok with that
KAT UC 1: lol
KAT UC 1: your parents would be so proud
SaxyIrishMc10: they're here!!!!!
KAT UC 1: your parents?
SaxyIrishMc10: YUP!!
KAT UC 1: oh good lord
KAT UC 1: thats just great
SaxyIrishMc10: well, by here i mean in there hotel
KAT UC 1: are they drunk too
KAT UC 1: ohhh
SaxyIrishMc10: haha, no
SaxyIrishMc10: but they'll pay for my drinking habit tomorrow
KAT UC 1: why
SaxyIrishMc10: cause they're taking me out to dinner
KAT UC 1: uh oh
SaxyIrishMc10: and they make me drink when they take me ou
SaxyIrishMc10: they're ok with me drinking
KAT UC 1: whew
SaxyIrishMc10: at least while im here...
KAT UC 1: haha
SaxyIrishMc10: and then its 7 looooooong months tilli can drink again
KAT UC 1: do they know that their little girl is a freakin LUSH?!
SaxyIrishMc10: i hide it well
SaxyIrishMc10: cause i dont drink at UConn
SaxyIrishMc10: only in ireland
SaxyIrishMc10: /europe
SaxyIrishMc10: only where its legal
SaxyIrishMc10: cause i would NEVER break the law O:-)
KAT UC 1: riiiiiiiiight
SaxyIrishMc10: are you implying something differnt
KAT UC 1: mmmmmmm no
SaxyIrishMc10: ok good
SaxyIrishMc10: i thought i was too drunk to understand you
SaxyIrishMc10: but apparently im still good
SaxyIrishMc10: maybe another drink isnecessary?
KAT UC 1: yeah apparently
KAT UC 1: perhaps
SaxyIrishMc10: or perhaps YOU shoud have a drink
KAT UC 1: oh that sounds great, and i'm sure the toddlers will appreciate it tomorrow morning
SaxyIrishMc10: what, one drink wontkill you
SaxyIrishMc10: caaaaaaaam on
SaxyIrishMc10: wanna know how much of an asshole i am?
KAT UC 1: i'm pretty sure i already know
SaxyIrishMc10: i hate my roomate
SaxyIrishMc10: lol
SaxyIrishMc10: ok, but more so than ususaly
SaxyIrishMc10: so i decided that playing the ataris is a good thing to do when i get home
SaxyIrishMc10: and she's sleeping
SaxyIrishMc10: HHAHAHAHA
SaxyIrishMc10: she just rolled over and yelled atme
SaxyIrishMc10: and i laughed
SaxyIrishMc10: its a good time
KAT UC 1: you're very sweet maggie
SaxyIrishMc10: awwwwww
SaxyIrishMc10: really?
SaxyIrishMc10: no one's ever told me that before
KAT UC 1: i was lying
SaxyIrishMc10: :'(
SaxyIrishMc10: gah kelly
SaxyIrishMc10: you're so mean
KAT UC 1: i am not!
SaxyIrishMc10: but i guess you get that alot
SaxyIrishMc10: i thought we were friends
SaxyIrishMc10: :'(
SaxyIrishMc10: and now look at what you did
SaxyIrishMc10: Y OU MADEME CRRRRRRY
KAT UC 1: we;re only friends sometimes
KAT UC 1: wow i made you cry all the way overseas?
KAT UC 1: i must be important
SaxyIrishMc10: only when im sober?
SaxyIrishMc10: NO!
SaxyIrishMc10: you're not important at all
SaxyIrishMc10: in fact...
SaxyIrishMc10: hmmmmm
SaxyIrishMc10: in fact...
SaxyIrishMc10: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
SaxyIrishMc10: im still thinking
KAT UC 1: i see that
SaxyIrishMc10: but i'll comeup with something good
KAT UC 1: i can smell the smoke all the way over here
SaxyIrishMc10: smoke?
KAT UC 1: from you thinking
SaxyIrishMc10: mmmmm, my brain is short circuting
KAT UC 1: there ya go
SaxyIrishMc10: it happens to the best of us
SaxyIrishMc10: or the drunkest of us
KAT UC 1: yeah i'm gonna go with that one
SaxyIrishMc10: mehmehmehmeh, im kelly and im an asshole
KAT UC 1: no, you're maggie and you're drunk
SaxyIrishMc10: hahaha, im also sick and you're making me die cause im laughing too hard
SaxyIrishMc10: why arent you out tonight
SaxyIrishMc10: its the beginning of spring weekend
KAT UC 1: i know, i have to work tomorrow morning at 7:30
KAT UC 1: my weekend consists of friday night
SaxyIrishMc10: no x-lot?
KAT UC 1: well i have to work the next morning at a church
KAT UC 1: you tell me
SaxyIrishMc10: ok ok, i've got a plan
SaxyIrishMc10: so we're having our own spring weekend here
SaxyIrishMc10: so you come, drink here, have some punch, play some pong, then get on a plane and go back, it'll be a 5 hour flight,but wtih the 5 hour time difference, you're set
SaxyIrishMc10: and we'll be hitting the bars by 10, so if yo're back home in bed by 10,honestly, whats the issue
KAT UC 1: ok you're wasted
KAT UC 1: you want me to fly halfway across the world
KAT UC 1: to drink with you for a few hours
KAT UC 1: you must really miss me
SaxyIrishMc10: just cause i want to see you, doesnt mean im that wasted
SaxyIrishMc10: ok, yah it does, cause on a normal day i think kelly trainor=bitch
SaxyIrishMc10: bitch who i never want to see again in my life
KAT UC 1: aww i love you too maggs!
SaxyIrishMc10: i love how the meanest comment gets the response of i love you
KAT UC 1: if you were here i would slap you but since i can't i have to shower you with affection
SaxyIrishMc10: which makes no sense
KAT UC 1: lol
SaxyIrishMc10: please use commas
SaxyIrishMc10: so i can tell where your train of thought is going
SaxyIrishMc10: cause really, i read that as if you were here i would slap you but i can't i have to shower
SaxyIrishMc10: whcih makes no fucking snse
KAT UC 1: yeah you forgot about the "shower...YOU WITH AFFECTION" part
KAT UC 1: just go to bed
KAT UC 1: GO TO BED!
SaxyIrishMc10: yah, i dunno you, me, and affection never go well together
SaxyIrishMc10: why? i dont have to go to school until may 10
KAT UC 1: well shit, rest up then
SaxyIrishMc10: yah, i need two weeks recovery cause i've never been drunk before
KAT UC 1: lol
SaxyIrishMc10: you know its true
SaxyIrishMc10: this is uncharted territory for me
SaxyIrishMc10: im like christoper columbus
SaxyIrishMc10: :-D that was a good one
SaxyIrishMc10: haha
SaxyIrishMc10: why are you the only person online for me to talk to
SaxyIrishMc10: ohhhhhh, right, everyone else has a life
SaxyIrishMc10: lucky for me you dont
SaxyIrishMc10: or i'd get lonely
KAT UC 1: you know where they are
KAT UC 1: they're at the wind ensemble concert
KAT UC 1: i have more of a life than them
SaxyIrishMc10: HAHAHHAHAHAHA
SaxyIrishMc10: ok, that was good
KAT UC 1: i was writing a paper
KAT UC 1: and then you got drunk
KAT UC 1: so now i can't
SaxyIrishMc10: you cant write a paper cause i got drunk?
SaxyIrishMc10: i know kids who are writing a paper as we speak who are wasted
SaxyIrishMc10: you just have a wasted friend
SaxyIrishMc10: clearly you should be able to write a paper
KAT UC 1: fine maggie
KAT UC 1: you win
SaxyIrishMc10: you suck almost as much as the greek
KAT UC 1: woooooooooah woah woah just a minute there
SaxyIrishMc10: yah, i said it
SaxyIrishMc10: YOU SUCK AS MUCH AS THE GREEK
KAT UC 1: whew
SaxyIrishMc10: perhaps moreso than him
KAT UC 1: ok
KAT UC 1: you;ve crossed the line
SaxyIrishMc10: oh yah
SaxyIrishMc10: whatcha gonna do bout it
SaxyIrishMc10: come over here and shower me with affection?
KAT UC 1: wow you're sassy when there's a few hundred miles and an ocean between us
SaxyIrishMc10: im always sassy
KAT UC 1: yeah but moreso when i can't kill you
SaxyIrishMc10: true
KAT UC 1: yeah
SaxyIrishMc10: cause you're scary
SaxyIrishMc10: perhaps the scariest person i've ever met
KAT UC 1: its true
KAT UC 1: aiight hun i gotta get going
KAT UC 1: i need to sleep before tomorrow morning
SaxyIrishMc10: ok
SaxyIrishMc10: so i guess it's time to say goodnight
KAT UC 1: yeah cause you're annoying the crap out of me
SaxyIrishMc10: but im sure i left you lots of choices for awaymessages
KAT UC 1: yeah
SaxyIrishMc10: fuck off, you loooooove talking to me
KAT UC 1: of course i do
SaxyIrishMc10: O:-)
SaxyIrishMc10: love you kel
KAT UC 1: gnight maggs :-)

SaxyIrishMc10: just put up an away message, i wanna know what quote made the cut


Damn I miss that girl :)

Subject: Training, taking trips down memory lane, and looking forward!!

Woah, it's been awhile. These past few weeks have been amazing. The weather is starting to really kick ass, and everyone seems to be enjoying it, myself included.

Running is going really well. I ran 10 miles on Thursday, which really made me happy. I was so surprised when I found out how far I had actually gone. It was awesome.

These past 3 weekends have brought great times with the fraternity. Fun, emotional, last hurrahs, you name it. I have seen more alumni than ever, and that makes me so happy! Saturday night reminded me of the truly "good old days" where everyone is singing and going crazy and having a great time together. Then we got drunk... but what else is new?! I love the alumni and it was great to see them all. I can't wait until the next time something brings us all together again. Maybe Tony will join us next time...? ;)

I've been spending quite a bit of time with Ian lately, which has been great. He's graduating and getting married this summer, so he won't exactly be around as much afterwards. We hung out for about an hour last Sunday, then quite awhile on Thursday night, and then last night was ice cream at Kathy John's with the entire FAMILY, Lindsey included! :) It was great to spend time with them. I'm really sad that Ian is leaving... as much of a pain in the ass as he is, I am going to miss him terribly.

But I'm really glad to have Cody, Laura, and Siggi around! :) It's going to be great fun when Laura takes a little... ;) SOMEONE ELSE TO HARASS!

My walls are completely bare in my room now! It makes me a little sad cause it's empty, but I'll be moving in with Becky at Norwegian Wood for the summer soon. I don't have things like a bed or a dresser, but hey, who needs 'em? Hopefully that will fall together soon. Until then, I'm just starting to move crap out of here. So long UCONN... on to better housing arrangements!

Speaking of so long... I have to work out then get to class!